I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
same here I just get offended like I came here for a boner where is it
Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.
The hardest man in the restaurant business and he uplifts kids
You know why? Because he sees their potential. If they learn well now, and have someone to support and mentor them at this stage, they won’t grow up to be the crazy, belligerent people we see Ramsey berating on ‘Hell’s Kitchen.’
Possibly the best thing I saw yesterday at Ohayocon.
This is really important to me. I just got out of an abusive relationship and I hope that no one ever has to feel like I did.